whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed
this is hands down the best yahoo answers
based on this
I know I´m late, but is still funny
My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight
finally I asked why he was so scared
and he said he was scared of drinking coffee
The Frustrated Captioned Adventures of George Washington
This is the animal they chose to represent Satan.
The Father of Lies
Just think about that for a moment.
You’ve already undressed me with your eyes
i love watching a guy take off his shirt.
This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this
wait for it
are pugs even real
i didnt even have to wait for it
reblog because pugs